Fifty Best Drinking Quotes
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  • I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
    ~Sir Winston Churchill

  • No nation is drunken where wine is cheap.
    ~Thomas Jefferson

  • My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
    ~Rodney Dangerfield

  • Robert Benchley's list of infallible symptoms of intoxication in drivers: When the driver is sitting with his back against the instrument panel and his feet on the driver's seat. When the people in the back seat are crouched down on the floor with their arms over their heads. When the driver goes into the rest-room and doesn't come out.

  • All I ever did was supply a demand that was pretty popular.
    ~Al Capone (Referring to liquor during the Prohibition.)

  • How do you look when I'm sober?
    ~Ring Lardner

  • I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.
    ~George Bernard Shaw

  • My dad was the town drunk.
    Usually that's not so bad, but New York City?
    ~Henny Youngman

  • I only drink Champagne when in love and when not.
    ~Christian Pol Roger

  • Show me how you drink and I will tell you who you are.
    ~Emile Peynaud

  • I envy people who drink— at least they know what to blame everything on.
    ~Oscar Levant

  • There are more old drunkards than old physicians.
    ~Francois Rabelais (Gargantua)

  • Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
    ~Ernest Hemingway

  • There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of Champagne.
    ~Bette Davis

  • I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
    ~Frank Sinatra

  • When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
    ~Henny Youngman

  • Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
    ~Knute Rockne

  • I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
    ~Dean Martin

  • There should be asylums for habitual teetotalers, but they would probably relapse into teetotalism as soon as they got out.
    ~Samuel Butler

  • Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
    ~Rick Blaine; Played by Humphrey Bogart in the film "Casablanca"

  • My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.
    ~James Bond; Played By Sean Connery in the 1964 film "Goldfinger"

  • A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
    ~W. C. Fields

  • I love to drink martinis. Two at the very most. Three I’m under the table. Four I’m under my host.
    ~Dorothy Parker

  • Remember gentleman, it’s not just France we’re fighting for, it’s Champagne!
    ~Sir Winston Churchill

  • Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.
    ~Dudley Moore in the movie "Arthur"

  • I am a drinker with a writing problem.
    ~Brendan Behan

  • When a friend warned him that alcohol was slow poison,
    Robert Benchley replied, "So who's in a hurry?"

  • When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging.
    When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality.
    ~Al Capone

  • I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate.
    And I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself.
    ~Napoleon Bonaparte

  • My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
    ~Henny Youngman

  • Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
    ~George Burns

  • I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved.
    ~George Gobel

  • ...and I'm standing on the corner of Fifth and Vermouth.
    ~Tom Waits

  • Three be the things I shall never attain: envy, content, and sufficient Champagne.
    ~Dorothy Parker

  • I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.
    ~W. C. Fields

  • I went on a diet, swore off drinking, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
    ~Joe E Lewis

  • Is the glass half full or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring or drinking.
    ~Bill Cosby

  • There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.
    ~William Faulkner

  • I work until beer o'clock.
    ~Stephen King

  • Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
    ~George Bernard Shaw

  • If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
    ~Dean Martin

  • 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
    ~Stephen Wright

  • Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
    ~Benjamin Franklin

  • A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn’t afterward.
    ~Frank Lloyd Wright

  • Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?
    ~Noel Coward

  • I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
    ~Miguel de Cervantes

  • Write drunk; edit sober.
    ~Ernest Hemingway

  • Champagne is one of the elegant extras in life.
    ~Charles Dickens

  • Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!
    ~Martin Luther (Germany, 1517 A.D)

  • One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
    ~James Thurber

  • Drinking makes uninteresting people matter less and late at night, matter not at all.
    ~Lillian Hellman

  • A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
    ~W. C. Fields

  • Champagne and orange juice is a great drink. The orange improves the champagne. The champagne definitely improves the orange.
    ~Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

  • There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.
    ~John Candy

  • I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
    ~Richard Burton

  • But Champagne is not drinking.
    ~David Niven: When asked why he was drinking

  • People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
    ~Ann Landers

  • Aye, but today's rain is tomorrow's whiskey.
    ~Scottish proverb

  • I always wake up at the crack of ice.
    ~Joe E. Lewis

  • Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
    ~W.C. Fields

  • A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.
    ~Czech Proverb

  • Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
    ~Mark Twain

 

 

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